Guess Who?

Boo!! its me again.

Thx everyone for all of the comments.

Ok so lets get back to my random thoughts.

First, I saw a car license plate with the letters SNO, so woot. Im still searching for the car that has a SCS license plate, 3+ years and still not 1 in sight.

Then, I stop at a redlight and notice that cars are not moving, even when the light turns green. Obviously this is not normal so I look around and see people outside of their cars. First I think its a car crash but its actually.... 2 women fighting in middle of the street! I figured they were fighting because of a car crash but I was wrong again. After some awkward kicks and hair pulls their boyfriends pull them apart, one of the women goes back to her car that has 2 small kids, who watched the whole episode from the backseat. This reminds me of some people in global chat, some who supposedly are parents talking and acting retarded in front of young kids, there is one that always logs on and talks about sex even though she is a mom o.O.The question still remains, why did they fight? Maybe one of the ladies told the other their son needed a nap. ;)

This random fight reminded me of EO of course. You see people flamming each other and fighting over nothing. What an interesting day it would be if we could see all these retarded people say in real life what they type in EO. I am sure 90% of those that go around starting fights in EO wouldn't dare do anything in real life but there are also that last 10% actually retarded enough to fight over nothing.



A couple of days later I see a car crash on the side of the road. People in a traffic jam behave the same way as EO players. There are 3 types of people in a traffic jam/EO.

The first type are the Fakers. These appear to actually be worried about what happened in the car crash. You will hear them say..."OMG thats horrible". The Fakers act all surprised and get all mad whenever something bad happens in EO.

The second type are the Rejects. This type of people choose not to look at the car crash at all. They will complain about how everyone is retarded for looking, then be mad the rest of their day for the time they wasted in the traffic jam. These type of people are very common in EO, you see they everyday complain about how EO sucks while they keep logging on to it.

The third type are the Lookers. I am this type. These type of people want to look at the car crash and make no excuses about it. The worse the car crash the better. The level of satisfaction depends on the time spent in the traffic jam, if I spent an 30 minutes in a traffic jam I expect a fender bender, but if I am in a 5 hour traffic jam, then I better be able to see a dead body on the pavement. These type of people find whats fun about EO even when its as doomed as a car crash against a truck.


At the end of the day, you are able to see that EO wasn't a car crash at all. The traffic jam was all for nothing, just some guy changing a tire. Like most players, there will be people that rage for wasting their time, for how bad and pointless it was. They expected an ending, a destination to their journey. You should just enjoy the ride because once you reach your destination in life, its Game Over.

Getting Crowded

Good News

Arvid logged on and owned a couple more losers.

Among the losers, I saw the autofailers Fataldark and Enuv walled comfortable in maze :). We read about some of these autofailers on this blog in the post titled Pat in the Back.

If this keeps up, I wont have any losers to kill in vines :O

Farmville

What the F&@* is Farmville....

An online game for the masses. People have been playing Farmville through Facebook.

What do you do in Farmville? You farm

That is what people have been playing, they grow crops, sell, then grow some more crops. They have fun quests such as... watering your friends plants or growing a certain type of plant seeds.

59 million people play this game. It is absolutely crazy. I know EO has many bad things but it must still be better than growing crops. I have even seen people at the university play this. Personally, I would be embarrassed if anyone saw me play EO, and here they are...proud of playing a game that is literally about watching plants grow. Oh, they can grow chickens too.

Farmville is an online game for nongamers. Facebook is spreading the online game culture around the world.

Besides spreading online gaming to the masses, Facebook also spreads EO drama.

Divorces because of a partner being unfaithful have risen exponentially the last 2-3 years, and it is due to social networking sites, mostly Facebook.

It is nice to see, the world is joining on the fun of online gaming and EO drama. What is next? Having grandmom say.. you got pwned? Internet culture is spreading, good or bad thing?


Now you know, EO doesn't had a bad community, it's just ahead of the curve.

Pk Me

Everyone has encountered this type of newb. The type that at anything remotely close to a discussion quickly resort to saying "PK me", as if being able to kill someone while using cheats makes them the better player.

Luckily I bumped into one at vines


If only all speeding noobs were this easy to get rid off...

He pmed me saying he was waiting for me at the Pk lobby. I told him I was on my way. I didn't see him again.

I wonder how long he stood there waiting, did he realize he was a fool and refused to come back to vines out of shame? Or did he simply forget?

I will start to do this more often. Never underestimate the retardedness of a speeder.

Surrogates

I just saw the new movie Surrogates. The movie is about a future where everyone uses robots for their daily living. The people control their robots safely at home and have their robots do everything for them, go to work, entertainment, vacation, etc. These robots look like normal humans... except they are all good looking. In the movie, the cops go to a house and find that the user of a hot blonde robot is actually an old fat man, which sadly enough reminds me of EO.

The movie was basically how the world would look like if it was an online game. No mages, trolls or monsters walking around but everyone could choose how they wanted to look like. Same way you choose your hair style and skin color in EO. The people in the movie would have friends for years and not know who they truly are because they have only interacted with their robots, or how the movie calls them.. their surrogate.

They show the military using these surrogates in a war. A soldier dies and he simply switches to another robot and goes right back to battle. This of course is exactly the same as the EO pk, players dying and appearing at temple to continue fighting. Makes you wonder how wars are dealt with when soldiers don't die. Would soldier robots be modified to run around faster so they can speed and kill more efficiently?

The similarities of the movie with an online game are Endless (hint). I saw the movie expecting for the protagonist, Bruce Willis, to grab a bow, enter a swamp and start killing a 10 ft vine. During the movie you saw things typical of online games, such as you talking to a robot and the robot not moving because the user is away from keyboard or the user leaving the robot in the middle of an argument to avoid drama.

The movie depicts this future where people have become addicted to their surrogates and stopped interacting with real humans. However, this future world may not be in the future at all but at present time. How about all the people who have become addicted to online games and lost touch with friends? What would you do if you were able to use your EO character in real life? The movie is fiction but demonstrate a reality that some are already living.

What the movie lacked were beggars following Bruce Willis saying U, people running around very fast and the complete absence of cops to uphold the laws. With those things present, the movie would have been titled Endless Online the Movie.

I guess im off to log on to my surrogate. Have fun EO

Pat in the Back

Just a little example of the EO rejects that I have been happily killing.

Our first autofailer is Thantoz. He was speeding in vines so I blocked him. He eventually leaves and comes back and this is what he said:




The screenies basically explain themselves. He comes back saying he was laughing at me trying to do something. I explain that I didnt try, I achieved, because I made him leave vines, which is what I wanted. The goal is to stop cheaters of getting exp. If you will complain about cheaters, then you should also be willing to do something about it, and this is what I do. I make it harder for them to get exp.


He tells me not to pat myself in the back because I was not the reason he left, then says he left vines because he wanted to go to dragons since he could not help a friend out. When I ask why he could not help a friend, he answers that it was because of me deciding to be "high and mighty".

Ok, well ive been getting this response alot lately. Cheaters saying to me how I think im so much better than them just because I don't use hacks. I got news to all of the cheaters... I don't think that I am better than you, I AM better than you. Yes, by not using hacks I am better than you, its not an opinion.


Funny how he said I was not the reason he left but when I ask why he left, he says it was because of me acting High and Mighty... autofailers.

Earlier the autofailer said he was helping a friend, that supposedly was "legit". When I started to block him, preventing him to get exp, since he was speeding, he said he was doing it to help a "legit" player that was walled. To start with, a player is not "Legit" if they are being trained by speeders. Second, that "legit" player was walled for speeding, when I tell the autofailer this he says "So? 90% of EO speeds". I think players who try to pass off as fair players while they are getting free exp from cheaters can be even worse than regular cheaters.



This would have been the end of post but I had yet another encounter with an autofailer. This one must be the funniest one yet.


This autofailer is named Enuv



He came back while I was killing him for autotraining. I block him in the corner with a rot and a vine, trapping him. He tried to move and when he could not get out he started to say retarded things at me of course. Like they all do.


He said and I quote "and u seem jealous. u nerd. And a kids attitude cus u r jealous that we auto. U wasting ur time. stupid kid". Besides the fact that the way he talked was completely retarded, he thinks that he is somehow smarter than everyone else by using a hack.

These losers think that using an EO hack is so advance that normal people cant use. That somehow they are more intelligent than everyone else, even though they say that 90% of eo uses them. Keep in mind, most eo players are low teenagers. They can't imagine some players actually choose not to be losers and cheat, its not because they dont know how. Anyone could cheat.

They say how I am wasting my time. Everyone has something they do for fun in EO. They run around killing dragons, and I go kill autotrainers. Its what I do and im pretty good at it too :P


At the end he logged off a couple of times but only to come back and find himself still trapped in the corner. At then end he just said "time to scroll :/"


Pats himself in the back*

But why?

Mentioned in the previous post, the hacker who was causing the login problems for Endless Online was unwalled and ultimately got a title,this obviously upset many players. Alot of anger in global chat, many were saying that Vult should have permanently ban the hacker and then fix the problem. The question is.. why did Vult do what he did?

To start with, EO is not a finished game. I guess a finished game would be on the Beta stage. The game is in its Alpha stage* in which players are allowed to to play the game and then report any glitches found so they can be fixed and have the game finished properly. All games have a testing period, without it, all the games you would play would be horribly annoying, with all the bugs and glitches. In other words, all of the players of Endless Online are meant to test the game to find and report glitches to the admins.

One of the problems is obviously the lack of moderators. It would be understandable if players were rewarded for reporting glitches that they found, but once they start to use and abuse them for their own gain, then we have a problem. That is when the moderator should step in and correct it.

Now, lets look at the losers of EO that call themselves hackers. People say that due to Vult giving the Crybaby a title, that this will motivate the losers to hack the game so they can receive a special benefit. You have to remember, that these losers never stopped trying to hack the game. They endlessly (pun intended o.O) search for any little glitch that might give them an advantage in a free online game, lol yeah... and they say I have no life.

Anyways, it has been months since the last duplication glitch outbreak, and I assure you it has not been for the lack of trying. Basically, there are hundreds of EO losers searching for any loophole in all of the game's programming. Eventually 1 finds something and ends up lagging the server so much that people cant log on. What is Vult to do about this?

Suppose Vult had simply Deleted the Crybaby and IP banned him (which would have been wonderful). Vult would have had to search through the whole game for that 1 glitch that loser found. Vult would have had to do the work hundreds of loser hackers have been doing for months in order to find it, meanwhile, the Crybaby simply changes IP and continues to lag the server. Even if the problem stopped by permanently Ip banning the loser, and in turn, preventing him from lagging the server himself, he would simply tell others how to do it so, they can continue being retarded. Vult could still decide to do this but it could take him months to find the glitch, all while the server is being blocked by losers.

Others in global said that Vult should have given what the Crybaby wanted and after fixing the glitch, Delete and Permanently Ban the Loser. This is a great idea, but how many times would it work? Sure it might work the first time, second time.. hell probably even 5 times, since they are retarded. Eventually they would start to catch on Vult's little trick, they would lose trust in Vult's word and refuse to help. This would force Vult to search through the whole game and fix it himself, which would be hard for anyone.

Don't get me wrong, I am in no way defending these loser. Anyone who has read my blog can clearly see how much I care for them, especially in death. I simply try to understand what happened.

The true problem is that Vult has allowed them to abuse the glitches. Instead of having an efficient way for players to report glitches and have admins respond to them, EO has ghost moderators... heard about but never seen. The losers are not punished for the abuse of glitches, which is what Vult should be doing, but he should also say that if they report a glitch without abusing it first, then they would be rewarded. If he did this, he could delete and get rid of these losers who abuse and ruin the game, in addition, have them search for glitches so that he can fix them and make EO a better game.



Ok, the rant is over, damn my Rants are getting longer, it must be Bajz's fault. Alot of bad news but there is always something to laugh at, so lets take a look at the Maze of Shame.


This must be the first time Vult has logged on and not unwall all of the losers. I hope I don't jinx it but... maybe Vult is coming to his sense when it comes to speeders. And if not, good to see Arvid is still the man. Oh and if you dont know.. that is Theblackaxel in the screenie :)

Server not accepting logins- Update

Don't worry, Endless Online is not dead yet. It is hard to log into EO, not because of Vult-r shutting down EO, but because of a crybaby.

A cheater who got walled has one of his characters logging on and off into EO very fast making it hard for everyone else to log on. The crybaby is one of the biggest speeders of EO who said that he is doing this because he got walled. The cheaters hope this will make Vult log in and then unwall the losers, sadly enough this is probably what will happen.

It is funny to see cheaters who are level 100+ complain about being walled lol, when they should be deleted and permanently banned. Walling these losers is being extremely nice to them, but they still complain.

The best thing of this is seeing the crybaby trying to not look like a total loser and justify himself. In global he started out saying how he did it because his precious account got walled, then said he was going to do it to stop Auto trainers o.O, even though he is one himself. Afterward, he said he wanted to have everyone unwalled, not just himself and finally he said he is doing all of this because a supposed fair player who got unfairly walled.

Cheaters are always quick to say that whoever does not cheat and plays EO has no life, that they would not waste time on this game, etc etc. Now, we have one of the biggest cheaters, going through all this trouble so he can continue playing EO lol. A fair player would never bother thinking of all these different ways of hacking into a free online game, especially one like EO.

Ironically enough, when the Crybaby is trying to attract attention from Daddy Vult by lagging the login, he is also stopping other losers from speeding in EO. Yes, it is weird but because it is so hard to log onto EO, the cheaters wont speed in fear of d/cing.

I saw some people in global say how the Old EO was better. I am not sure to what they were referring to, probably to an earlier v28. I doubt they experienced an Old EO, but in v18... a long time ago, Vult was scammed and forced to use a very bad server. It used to take forever to log on back then, it could easily take 30 minutes to log on, very similar to what is going on at the moment. So for all those who complained, Welcome to an Old EO.

Update

I did not want to mention the person's name responsible for all of this because I know how they love attention but as most of you already know, it is Gruntild, who has a legion of alts that I wont bother typing their names.Vult logged on today, September 14, Gruntild is unwalled and has a title now, Don Steven. As you see in the screenie, Vult is talking to the hacker trying to fix it.

I am sure Vult will be able to fix this particular problem... but I hope that atleast no one else was unwalled, and maybe he will try fixing something else. We shall see.

System 32

I turn on my laptop 2 days ago and I see the dreadful sight every computer owner has nightmares about

"System 32 file not found or is corrupted"

I don't know much about computers, but I knew enough to realize that I just lost everything I had saved in the computer... in other words, I just owned myself.

Without the System 32 file your computer wont work, it wont even open Windows.

What did I do then? I kept pressing "r", restarting the comp over and over again in hopes that the black screen, saying that System 32 file was not found, would magically be replaced with Windows.

After about an hour, I give up and start the search for my recovery disk. Knowing all to well that I needed the recovery disk to fix my computer, but by doing so I would also be deleting years worth of memories.

I scavenge my room, let me rephrase that... I had to pick my room apart in hopes of finding the recovery disk that came in a box of the laptop I bought 4 years ago.

Well, good news, I found the recovery disk and my computer is exactly as it was when I first bought it, which is also the bad news.

It is amazing how much you can find out about a person by what they have on their computers. All the computer user's interests, websites visited, photos, google searches, work, even EO screenies, all safely taken care of until the computer decides to roll over and die! Then, you discover that your personality is reflected in all that junk you kept in your computer.

Don't worry, it could have been a lot worse, I could have been working on a project at the time...

I even forgot the password for my blogger account... but you guys are not safe yet, you will have to bare with my rants for a while longer.

Ok, im off to get my #1 screenie, for about the 4th time.

Auto Fail

Similar to how Speeding spread, Autotraining is spreading too, this just means I have more people I can kill.

Autotrainers are just so fun to annoy, I have tried to be reasonable but their response is complete nonsense.

First, about 90% of these autofailers walk around with a bazar staff. The staff would be understandable at the Skill master, but makes no sense to use it in training spots. They minus well wave a flag that says "Im a loser, pls kill me" and I am nice enough to do what they ask.

Then, I kill them. Some are lucky enough to come back to their computers and notice that they are about to die and save themselves at the last moment. At this point, they will call me a Noob while they are autoing and speeding, then curse at me and say "Wtf?". I don't understand this cheater characteristic, in which they ruin the game but act as if they were not doing anything bad at all.

Now for the best part. They swear that they will ks me for the rest of my EO life. I might have heard that line atleast 4 times in a week, and then 5 minutes later they run off to another spot trying to get exp, I am forced to follow them and remind them that my EO life is not 2 minutes long, that they have a long way to go, but of course, just hearing an Auto Trainer, that by definition has no patience at all, saying that he will ks me forever lol, hilarious.

Im surprised how dumb they really are. One night, I kept 4 autofailers from training by myself. How did I do this? I got them to block themselves for me. I didnt even have to do anything. They were so proud, one even said "Haha beat you at your own game". They never realised that keeping them from getting exp was the point in the first place. Also, if I kept 4 of these speeding noobs from getting exp for a couple of hours, I think that is time very well spent.

Im off to kill some more, have fun everyone.

EO Down and Back

The server crashed early august 23rd. The weird thing is that the website is also down.

Could this be good news or bad? We shall see.

Update

And now its back again. EO is still endless. Have fun while it lasts :P

An EO question

Something an EO player would ask.



For those who can't see the image, it is a screenie of someone actually asking the following question:

Is she pregnant...........?

My gf and I made love on webcam while chatting. She's in a different state. We both had orgasm. (Audience Discretion Please). A little bit anxious about the pregnancy though, We're not that ready. Please serious answers.

My Fans?

I'm very glad that you guys have enjoyed my blog so far. It is always nice to see someone comment about something posted in blog.

Today I met one of my good fans.....Eduda. She tells me that she likes my site but asked if I could help her level.






I answer no thx* and in turn she says "UR SITE IS GAY! -.-"

Ok, I know it appears mean to deny a newb help, but I get asked for help easily 10 times a day. Basically every newb that sees me training will ask.

Eduda was a bit nicer than most because she asked for help, most simply say "can you level me?" since they know that I would be doing all of the work.

So... to all my great fans, the answer is "No thx" to helping you level, I think ill survive with the idea that my site is gay. :P

Dont worry, I know that You are one of the good readers.

Happy Bday SCS

Happy 3rd bday SCS.

Thanks alot to everyone for your nice comments.

Check out Bajz's post SCS day to know more if you want :P.

Thanks again everyone and congrats SCS ^^

Smooth Criminal

A genius tried to steal my account a couple of days ago.

He tried to do so by impersonating my wife, a common noob trick in EO, but this Smooth Criminal failed horribly.

Just 1 word of advice to any loser who might want to do the same......Make sure the person you're impersonating is Not logged on too.

Not only was my wife logged on at the same time, but she was sitting in front of me. With just that fact, I almost feel bad by how retarded this guy must be.



In the screenie, you can see my wife's name is Mrshollaway and the loser pming me on an account named Mrsholllaway.





It took less than 2 minutes for him to ask me if he could get on my account.





At this point, I give the newb a fake account info, I know that he will be sooo happy.






The noobs excitement is so obvious. He asked me to log off 8 times in about 15 seconds. He probably is celebrating at this point.





And of course, a screenie of the genius logging off,trying to log on to a fake account thinking he scored.

I go to sleep satisfied knowing I made this noob the happiest loser for a couple of minutes, just to take it away from him when he finds out that its not true.


I bet someone saw the screenie of the fake account info in my blog and tried to log into it... damn people can be dumb.

Anyways, you always have to be careful, just don't share accounts.

Forums down & EO Comercial

The EO forums are down at the moment and its about time. Some really disturbing photos were being posted there along with those retards who think they are kool for insulting others.

A typical EO forum post would consist of these people who think that the best thing possible to have is a high post count calling each other kids and repeating "you got owned'' over and over again.

It was so funny to see those losers brag about how ''bad'' they are in a free internet game. Im sure we will continue to see this soon but this is a well deserved break from total garbage.



Ok now for my real post :)


A couple of days ago I saw a Maple Story commercial o.o

The comercial mentioned how Maple Story is one of the most popular games and showed a friendly and fun game with the players doing quests together.

So, I started to wonder how an EO commercial would look like... Obviously it wouldn't be anything similar to Maple Story.

At first I imagined it would look very similar to a soap opera commercial, with over the top drama of he/she said, fake identities and backstabbing.

With the comercial saying- Endless Online... We Know Drama.


But then I thought a commercial similar to Survivor the game show would be better.... Newbs stranded in Aeven forced to fend for themselves in a cruel, unforgiving world while struggling to not get tired of saying U.


At the end I thought of the perfect commercial....




I can almost see the commercial already. Leave a comment of what you think the best EO commercial would be like... the best might get a reward. o.o

Sanos Nub Army

This is my Alt Guild, a guild created solely for the purpose of giving unused alts a place to stay.

I was inspired by RA. At the time RA was not active yet it remained #1 in the top 100 so I want to make a true Ghost guild, make it enter the top 100, and then brag about how everyone is envious because of our rank, like some big guilds do.

Only alts allowed, the one you made a year ago and never use... thats the one who needs to join SNO.

Feel free to pm me in game and ask to recruit your Alt.

Speeders treated fairly?

It is always amusing to see speeders complaining about being kill stealed.

Usually I don't bother kill stealing anyone, I just let them be in their spot, but Ive been seeing to many speeders training in vines.

I decided that the right thing to do is to kill steal the speeders. I would not hesitate to kill an afk trainer or an autoer, why would I respect another cheater getting exp?

So I start to ks the speeder and what do they do? They call me the nub.

Cheaters can't expect to be treated fairly. With speed alone, they disrespect everyone else, but they have the guts to demand respect too.

I know alot of the trainers don't want to bother, maybe some are afraid of getting ksed later on or just dont like the idea of ksing, but the speeders have dragon cave, thats more than enough. Let them fight amongst themselves.

They go to areas like vines because we let them, we are to nice and not ks, others worry about not getting enough exp for the day. If everyone ksed the speeders, they would leave.

We must not get so tolerant that we tolerate intolerance... o.O

Most of the time, the right thing is not the easy thing to do. Why would I feel bad for a newb speeder who has an alt level 70 that they trained in 2 months?

Ok rant is over, Good luck to those fair players and have fun :P

The Medusa Syndrome

To understand M.S. you must first know about the player named Medusa

Medusa used to be the highest level of EO for a very long time. Newbs would say that she was the best player but... not exactly. She was also one of the most annoying players and ill explain why.

The weirdest and most recognizable aspect of Medusa is how she thought she owned a spot in Endless Online. Where ever she trained, she would claim it as her own and expect others to leave as soon as she arrived.

I've always been against ksing, if I see you training peacefully in a spot, I think the nice thing for me to do is look for another spot to train in, but Medusa wouldn't let a little thing like niceness screw with her exp.

It didn't matter if you had been in that spot all day, once she logged on, she would tell you to leave because it was ''hers''.

In the screenie, I was in the spot for a long time training peacefully when she logged on and expected me to leave, but since I got tired of letting her boss me and everyone else around, I decided to stay.




She was known for not talking much which was good because whenever she opened her mouth it would be to either threaten you with getting walled by Admins or random insults that don't make sense as the ones you see in the screenie. Even her guild members would say that they never saw her talking in guild chat, except to ask for help against Kill stealers.

In the screenie, you see her blaming Marlina. At the time Marlina was behind of Medusa in level but very close. I didn't even know Marlina but Medusa would use any excuse to send guild members to ks her.

The Guild Members weren't so good either. She would have an entire guild so she could use them to help her get more exp, since leveling was the most important thing to her. They would just follow orders without even really knowing who she was. Just a bunch of newbs who joined because they thought that by being in the same guild as the highest leveled player, it would somehow make them less newb.


So why rant about all of this?

It is important to not let ''power'' get to your head. To think just because you have higher level, more gold, or a bigger guild, that it gives you the right to boss others around.

This is what I call the Medusa Syndrome.

Party Glitch

When you join a group and notice that there is someone who shouldnt be in the party list.

Sometimes you see a wierd name made out of Symbols and sometimes you see them talking in your group chat.


A Party Glitch, this has happened to me before but never quite like this....


There were 3 players glitched into the party, Roten, Robodude and Xbabygirlzxx. It was wierd because I noticed that they were talking about me. I stayed quiet to see what they would say.



Once they noticed that I am in the party glitch, the first thing Roten thinks is to Scam. Roten says "he doesn't know we're spying on him" while Robodude says "Omg where l33t''.




In the screenie above, you see that they are already making plans on how to divide gold after they Scam and Sell my account, 20 million each. Roten says he would sell my account for 1 billion* not joking lol



They just hope that I would randomly say my info in party chat for no reason. As you can see... Robodude is a bit slow.



Roten explains that a party glitch happened. None of the other people in my party see this, I asked them many times to make sure.



At the end I close EO and log back on, when I join party the glitch happened yet again. This time all I see is what I assume to be Xbabygirlzxx do the right thing and tell Roten not to scam. It was very nice of her to say this, so ill have to say thanks if I see her.

This would be the end of a very crazy party glitch. It is just amazing to see people practically celebrate on hacking your account and talking on how gold should be divided. This also shows how you should never say your info in party chat.

Oh well, it was nice to see someone say that they would sell my account for 1 billion gold lol.

Naked Octo

At Octo with guildies, I decide that we should play a game. I call it the Naked Octo.

The goal is to have Octo spawn on top of you, the losers have to go naked for 2 Octo spawns. We separated into teams, guys vs girls.

The teams were Goincommando and I vs Mountaingirl and Jennyg.

Bajz was a wild card, if it landed on him everyone had to get naked



Sadly the girls were extremely Lucky at getting Octo to spawn on them.



The next day we go and play the same game. Random people started to join in the game, but they were also changing the rules to the game I invented the day before lol. 24 hours didn't pass and they were already ruining my game. I had to talk to them and tell them how its played.



If we play this for enough days, it will only be a matter of time that everytime you enter Octo, there will be people sitting in random squares and half of them naked.

Down and Back Again

The server has been down twice the same day, once in the morning and again in the afternoon. After a while I try to log on and notice that the server is back up. I check the online list and see this:



I wondered when I added Lolkite to my friends list and then realized that im looking at the Online List, I was #2 logged on o.o I quickly decide to run to biters in hopes to get swarmed by biters.


Vult and Arvid log on and of course Global goes crazy.

There are 4 types of players that make Global be retarded whenever an admin logs on.

1. The Clueless. These are the ones that have no idea that admins can go invisible and are constantly trying to point out the obvious.

2. The Haters. The most common...newbs that think they are kool for insulting an admin.

3. The Britney Fans, known for the "Why don't you leave Arvid Alone??"

4. The Tools. These might be the worst of all. There is always at least 1 player that practically begs the Admin to warp to him to they can have a talk about something "important" of EO. The player named Programmer does this perfectly.

Panic! at the maze

Arvid played Hide and Seek today but if he found you... you would be sent to maze.

Maps like Aeven and Vines would get the warning ... leave map in 30 seconds or you will be jailed.

So many people were in the maze that it got blocked.



There is a glitch in the bed map. You have to sit in the bed and wait to be teleported but if someone is standing in front of it then it wont work and of course with these many people, there is always a someone standing in front of the bed or newbs saying that they will move if paid.

Literally had to wait hours for it to clear up. One of the good things of all this... a guild member dragged Bajz into the maze too lol.

A couple of hours later Arvid logs on again and starts to do the same thing. Best to log on an alt when Arvid is on unless you like the idea of waiting in maze for hours. It seems Arvid is chasing one of my members right now lol. Good luck everyone

I saw a newb say in global that Arvid lost is walling powers... comment if you know anything about this.

Justice?

Massive hacking of accounts happened today. Accounts like Gterrenceman, Theblackaxel, Gruntild, Muaythaikid and many more. So many high level cheaters hacked in one day, its genius.

Apparently they used a program to cheat named EOproxy made by Sausage.

I wish they get deleted, but the accounts will probably be sold... we will see what happens but for now, ill settle with watching these losers complain on how they got hacked.


Update.

I hear that Gt and others were in fact not hacked... yeah its a shame. But still some did lose their accounts.

Newb love

Is it normal in other games to log on looking for girlfriends? For some reason I don't imagine this happening in a game like World of Warcraft.

EO's social factor is what has helped it last this long, it is certainly not its good gaming.

Today I see an example of this EO love that everyone seems to be searching for.



Meet Sallydue. I see her walk in, obvious that she is new to the game, and the first thing she asks is.. do you like me?

Now meet Allyourneed, the typical male newb. As you can see in the screenie, he starts out ok by saying that he has a gf and sorry, but at the end, he says no because she is a nub, which shows that gold is what matters most.




Sallydue of course cares about gold too, so she asks him how much gold he says. He proudly answers that he has 137k, and calls her a newb because she has less than that. Apparently 137k makes you a pro in EO.



Poor little Sallydue gets rejected and what happens next?





She looks at me and asks if I like her. Newbs don't let a simple thing like rejection ruin their day.


And this is what makes EO good? A bit hard to believe but yes. People play to interact with each other, not to play the game but this leads to one of the biggest dramas... EO relationships, that is for another post though.

The 5 Stages of Grief

A guy named Release loses his account and in about 30 minutes goes through the 5 Stages of Grief.

An important detail... he mentions his ''friend'' Trev was not on his account, showing us that he used to share his account.

1.Denial

In this stage, it is very important to say that you will quit EO atleast 3 times:

1. I quit
2. Im done
3. I'm f***ing done

All these are good. Some go as far as to advertise in global that they will quit, give their items away and then return a week later in regret (recommended for newbs).

2.Anger

"Why me?" feelings of wanting to fight back. Release says that he will start to scam now, his girlfriend tells him not to and "b/c in doin that your giving me a bad name". That is nice to see, a girlfriend more worried about her reputation, but that is a whole different issue.

3.Bargaining

Attempting to make deals, begging, wishing to get the account back, in EO, it is usually a deal with the devil. A known scammer says he will give the account back for 50 million.

4.Depression

Overwhelming feelings of hopelessness, frustration bitterness and perhaps feeling suicidal.

5.Acceptance

And as so many others in EO, people fail to learn their lesson. The girlfriend says "Fine me and Trev will lvl it for u", ignoring the fact that it was because of account sharing that he lost his account.

Repeat process in 6 months.

Autotrainer

Funny how some cheaters think that they are smarter than all the other players because they use cheats, and that everyone else would cheat if they only knew how. This is what an autotrainer named Archtyriel thinks.

Im in vines and see Archtyriel autotraining in a bridge. I hit the vines so he cant kill them. Since he is autoing, he kept thundering them even though he couldn't kill them, over and over again. When asked about it, he actually denies that he is cheating, he says that he being ''smrt" and that if I knew how I would do same too. He can't imagine that people actually choose not to be noobs and cheat.

I say "fine, then go back to hitting monsters you cant kill for an hour again".

Personally, I think killing autotrainers is the best, but since he is in the bridge, keeping him from earning exp will be the second best thing to do.

Of course cheaters don't have much patience, if they did, they wouldn't cheat in the first place, so he starts to curse at me as if I was the one doing something wrong. He wants me to kill the monsters so he can continue getting free exp with cheats.

I did the same for about 2 days. Now, as soon as he sees me, he starts to curse at me and leaves vines, which is wonderful.


Besides annoying the newb Archtyriel, I also killed another autotrainer at nutvipers. Everyone should kill an autotrainer atleast once.

Hacker Ransom

Police search for a hacker who stole Virginia State's pharmaceutical records from the state's prescription drug database.

He demands for 10 million dollars and threatens to sell the info to the highest bidder if not paid.

The police don't know if he has already sold the info. Also they have no way of knowing if after paying the 10 million dollar ransom, the hacker will actually give back the information. We know this situation well thanks to all the newbs who steal accounts. Where is a good trusted Middleman in real life when you need one?

They found what happened when they saw the website hacked, a ransom note was left saying...

"I have your ***! In my possession, right now, are 8,257,378 patient records and a total of 35,548,087 prescriptions. Also, I made an encrypted backup and deleted the original. Unfortunately for Virginia, their backups seem to have gone missing, too. Uhoh :( For $10 million, I will gladly send along the password."

Seriously, the hacker sounds like a newb from EO, but EO hackers don't do much except spam forums and use third party programs.

The Moon Button

Wierd how people can play EO for so long and still not know some of its buttons.

Like how you're able to check friends, guild members and admins on the Who is Online button.

Many also don't know about the scroll button that prevents the chat from going down when someone talks, located to the right of sys chat.

Recently I found a new one. Crazy that ive played EO for so long and not have known about it. The Moon button.

You have to play EO on windows, double click the moon on the top left corner of the EO windows and it will make EO look different.

I suggest you try it out too so you know what im talking about.



Not so long ago I had a priceless moment with the Moon Button. I decided to do it to a random person, I tell her the story but she was playing EO fullscreen so she changed it to Windows. She kept trying without realising what was going on. I tell her she should try double right clicking and she falls for it again. Then I tell her that she should tell her guild members to see if they manage to get it... she does and the guild member falls for it too.





Im at the fence hanging out with guildies and decide to tell them about the Moon Button, and nonetheless... all fall for it except Agentgirl, only because I had told her about it before.






I got 4 people at once with the Moon Button, can you do better? :p

Sexting

"What is Sexting and could your children be doing it?"

That question was in an actual news program.

Sexting = the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between cell phones.

A guy lands on the sexual offender's list because he sent a photo of himself to his girlfriend. This other girl gets in trouble because she sent a photo of herself to her girl friends.

It was hilarious to see the adults at the news station freaking out over ''sexting" as if they had never even imagined such a thing could be going on. Just shows how disconnect they are from what their children are actually doing. As CBS said it..- "Sexting" Shockingly Common Among Teens-

Hehe imagine if CNN took a peak at EO forums... they would have a seizure. Half the eo forum population would be labeled as Pedos and Vult would be sued for child porn lol.

Yeah thats right... no more Vanessa Hudging for you guys, you can actually get in trouble now.

Somali Pirates

No, this is not another Johnny Depp movie. These are real life pirates, except instead of carrying swords they carry guns and a rocket launcher.

And you thought EO was annoying with its lack of moderation, there are countries that basically have no laws. Usually a place where these many losers gather it's known as PK.

The Pirates from Somalia have been doing this for a bit over a year now but like a week ago, they tried to take an American ship for the first time. They don't harm the crew, they just keep the crew and ship for ransom. Similar to the way people scam accounts then sell them back to the owners...

Now just like a movie, the ship's crew fought back and the pirates were kicked off the ship but they kept the ship's captain as a hostage. That's when the American big guns came... the Navy.

You would think once the Navy got there it would all be over but they just stared at the little boat the pirates were on, not doing anything to help or how I like to call it... doing a Rexor.

The "negotiations" lasted for about 2 days. The pirates made a mistake though and the captain apparently jumped off the boat which gave the American sharpshooters, or how I like to call them... Vult and Arvid, a chance to take out the pirates, hopefully one of the pirates killed had the last name Bloom and first name Orlando. I know, that's awesome, ill go play Call of Duty later.

So, to the pirates/cheaters who lower their guard expect a shot to the head by Arvid. Im not saying that speeders like Gt and Princezac should get shot but.. hmm yes I am.

Vines in real life

So I go to the library of the university one day to use my laptop. I notice it's very crowded, people go there for the same reason I do, either use a laptop or study. All the electrical outlets are taken by people using their laptops, so I circle around looking for an open outlet. Thats when I realize...omg im in Vines!

Have to get there early, if not it will be a pain to find a good spot to sit and use the laptop, just like vines. I then start to wonder how real life would be if people ksed...

Seeing people sitting on top of each other trying to be in same spot, taking away their chairs or unplugging computers and connecting theirs while saying... Sharing is caring*, I don't know lol. I have met real life newbs, but that's another story.

When you start to see a library as a map in eo, you know you've played to much o.o

Stalkers - Update

Does this happen to everyone or is it just me? Look at the names closely...

Update

I just received a pm that my nice stalker is having fun in wall. They finally got the right one, Sasnouke. A Zanouske is in wall too o.o

Sweet Revenge - Update

Admins announced like 5 days ago that Apozen Overlord would drop Fire Force Wings. I think its all a lie. Vult and Teror were in the D/C room at biters and I asked if there were any changes to Apozen, Teror said ''Yes".

Arvid and Teror appear in PK today and I go for Revenge! For lying to us about the fire force wings and wrongfully walling me. I started to shoot at Teror because Arvid is more dangerous. I saw a newb ask Arvid if he could unwall and Arvid kills him with Ice Blast lol.


At first it was Shadowmagus soloing Teror... I was shooting at Teror's back trying to get everyone else motivated.



Eventually everyone joins in. Teror keeps healing himself right before dying but I managed to get the last shot lol. 123 damage at his back, even an admin must go Ouch at that.

Apparently Teror came back and was killed again lol but I didnt see that. No one managed to kill Arvid, again he is to dangerous. :P

Sweet Revenge. Rexor, want to come to pk? ^^


Update

Maybe Rexor reads my blog because the next day, I see him and Teror walking around pk killing newbs. I start to shoot at Rexor but Teror started to help him... I then lagged and died lol. I'll admit, it was a good feeling shooting at him. I guess its only fair, since I killed Teror by teaming him, but atleast I forced Rexor to heal himself with the admin spell.




On another note, a guy named Activating was in pk and started to shoot at me. I shoot back and he threatens to kill me with speed. A couple of seconds after he said that, he gets walled by Arvid lol.

He comes back to pk on an alt and complains how Arvid abused his powers because he only said he was going to speed and wasn't actually doing so at the moment. Yeah I know, its retarded. I kill him in pk and he pms me saying that he will kill me with speed. I pm back saying "Thats what you told me last time", he never came back.

Damn newbs thinking that just because they weren't cheating at the time they were walled, that somehow they are innocent. Oh well, Sweet Revenge with thanks to Arvid.