Somali Pirates

No, this is not another Johnny Depp movie. These are real life pirates, except instead of carrying swords they carry guns and a rocket launcher.

And you thought EO was annoying with its lack of moderation, there are countries that basically have no laws. Usually a place where these many losers gather it's known as PK.

The Pirates from Somalia have been doing this for a bit over a year now but like a week ago, they tried to take an American ship for the first time. They don't harm the crew, they just keep the crew and ship for ransom. Similar to the way people scam accounts then sell them back to the owners...

Now just like a movie, the ship's crew fought back and the pirates were kicked off the ship but they kept the ship's captain as a hostage. That's when the American big guns came... the Navy.

You would think once the Navy got there it would all be over but they just stared at the little boat the pirates were on, not doing anything to help or how I like to call it... doing a Rexor.

The "negotiations" lasted for about 2 days. The pirates made a mistake though and the captain apparently jumped off the boat which gave the American sharpshooters, or how I like to call them... Vult and Arvid, a chance to take out the pirates, hopefully one of the pirates killed had the last name Bloom and first name Orlando. I know, that's awesome, ill go play Call of Duty later.

So, to the pirates/cheaters who lower their guard expect a shot to the head by Arvid. Im not saying that speeders like Gt and Princezac should get shot but.. hmm yes I am.