The Meaning of Life

Hello there, its been forever. EO is just as you would expect it to be, horrible.

I visit EO every so often. It is nice to enter pk and be killed by some speeder because he hates me. They always pretended as if they didnt care when I would kill them while they autotrained. Seeing how they still remember me when I have no idea who they are really makes my day.

So today I log on and see this newb tell another player to get a life.

I couldn't agree more with Antgirl, anyone logged on EO shouldn't tell anyone else to get a life.

He defends himself by saying he only logs on to EO 30 mins at a time, take a break, then log on for another 30 min. I ask, what do you do in between the 30 minutes?

His answer....sit watch tv or do chores* Im gonna go on a limb and assume that he sits while he watches tv, so according to him, the requirements of having a life are 2 things, watch tv or do chores, oh and then 30 minutes of EO of course.

At least he was honest of what he does every day, he said he had to go. Well we know why he had to go now don't we, to sit, watch tv or do chores. What a good life that is.

Dumb noob, everyone knows that any good life consists of watching The Jersey Shore while eating hotpockets.

E-Gaming to Death

A baby died of malnutrition because his parents would go out to play an online game, sometimes for 10 hours at a time.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2010/04/02/yoon.skorea.virtual.baby.trial.cnn?hpt=T2

When I saw this in the news, of course I thought of EO, where ignoring you're kids to flame others while training was almost the norm. lol damn I have seen some bad parents, some that act younger than their own kids. I don't think any baby was left to die for the great game of EO but I might be overestimating them. One mother played EO while her children played with toilet water O.o, just one example of how bad it can be.

The sad but still funny part of the story is that the parents would leave their baby to play an online game that was about taking care of a virtual girl.

The worth of an EO account?

This happened to me before my previous post. In my previous post a loser named Duztin/Barduck tried to scam a guild member.

Again, remember this is before knowing about Duztin trying to scam my guild member.

I receive a pm from Duztin that claims to be Sabrina/Xxwolfettexx.

Well, as you see in the screenies, Duztin wanted to buy my account, first offered $600, after I say no, he offered $1,000 and then $2,000. Obviously a scam, but I wouldn't be surprised if people were willing to pay $600 for an EO account.

What always brings a smile to my face is knowing that no matter how much these cheaters level up, my account will forever be miles better than theirs :p. Well, this is just another example of why you should Never Account Trade, account trading is just for idiots.

I don't know if Duztin is in fact Sabrina, if its just another lie, then this guy fails even more lol.

Anyways, how much do you think your account is worth? Oh, and its not the first time someone has offered to pay $1,000 for my account :P

Barduck Fail

Duztin-Barduck tried to scam a guild member by trying to pretend he was me lol. Damn fails so much.

Anyways, everyone should know that...

1. I wont ever ask you for any items and/or ask to share accounts. -Ever

2. I wont pm you on a different account that is not Sanouske.

3. Please laugh at Barduck-Duztin as soon as you see him hahaha.

This reminds me of an old post titled Smooth Criminal* except I think Barduck fails even more.

Guess Who?

Boo!! its me again.

Thx everyone for all of the comments.

Ok so lets get back to my random thoughts.

First, I saw a car license plate with the letters SNO, so woot. Im still searching for the car that has a SCS license plate, 3+ years and still not 1 in sight.

Then, I stop at a redlight and notice that cars are not moving, even when the light turns green. Obviously this is not normal so I look around and see people outside of their cars. First I think its a car crash but its actually.... 2 women fighting in middle of the street! I figured they were fighting because of a car crash but I was wrong again. After some awkward kicks and hair pulls their boyfriends pull them apart, one of the women goes back to her car that has 2 small kids, who watched the whole episode from the backseat. This reminds me of some people in global chat, some who supposedly are parents talking and acting retarded in front of young kids, there is one that always logs on and talks about sex even though she is a mom o.O.The question still remains, why did they fight? Maybe one of the ladies told the other their son needed a nap. ;)

This random fight reminded me of EO of course. You see people flamming each other and fighting over nothing. What an interesting day it would be if we could see all these retarded people say in real life what they type in EO. I am sure 90% of those that go around starting fights in EO wouldn't dare do anything in real life but there are also that last 10% actually retarded enough to fight over nothing.



A couple of days later I see a car crash on the side of the road. People in a traffic jam behave the same way as EO players. There are 3 types of people in a traffic jam/EO.

The first type are the Fakers. These appear to actually be worried about what happened in the car crash. You will hear them say..."OMG thats horrible". The Fakers act all surprised and get all mad whenever something bad happens in EO.

The second type are the Rejects. This type of people choose not to look at the car crash at all. They will complain about how everyone is retarded for looking, then be mad the rest of their day for the time they wasted in the traffic jam. These type of people are very common in EO, you see they everyday complain about how EO sucks while they keep logging on to it.

The third type are the Lookers. I am this type. These type of people want to look at the car crash and make no excuses about it. The worse the car crash the better. The level of satisfaction depends on the time spent in the traffic jam, if I spent an 30 minutes in a traffic jam I expect a fender bender, but if I am in a 5 hour traffic jam, then I better be able to see a dead body on the pavement. These type of people find whats fun about EO even when its as doomed as a car crash against a truck.


At the end of the day, you are able to see that EO wasn't a car crash at all. The traffic jam was all for nothing, just some guy changing a tire. Like most players, there will be people that rage for wasting their time, for how bad and pointless it was. They expected an ending, a destination to their journey. You should just enjoy the ride because once you reach your destination in life, its Game Over.

Getting Crowded

Good News

Arvid logged on and owned a couple more losers.

Among the losers, I saw the autofailers Fataldark and Enuv walled comfortable in maze :). We read about some of these autofailers on this blog in the post titled Pat in the Back.

If this keeps up, I wont have any losers to kill in vines :O

Farmville

What the F&@* is Farmville....

An online game for the masses. People have been playing Farmville through Facebook.

What do you do in Farmville? You farm

That is what people have been playing, they grow crops, sell, then grow some more crops. They have fun quests such as... watering your friends plants or growing a certain type of plant seeds.

59 million people play this game. It is absolutely crazy. I know EO has many bad things but it must still be better than growing crops. I have even seen people at the university play this. Personally, I would be embarrassed if anyone saw me play EO, and here they are...proud of playing a game that is literally about watching plants grow. Oh, they can grow chickens too.

Farmville is an online game for nongamers. Facebook is spreading the online game culture around the world.

Besides spreading online gaming to the masses, Facebook also spreads EO drama.

Divorces because of a partner being unfaithful have risen exponentially the last 2-3 years, and it is due to social networking sites, mostly Facebook.

It is nice to see, the world is joining on the fun of online gaming and EO drama. What is next? Having grandmom say.. you got pwned? Internet culture is spreading, good or bad thing?


Now you know, EO doesn't had a bad community, it's just ahead of the curve.

Pk Me

Everyone has encountered this type of newb. The type that at anything remotely close to a discussion quickly resort to saying "PK me", as if being able to kill someone while using cheats makes them the better player.

Luckily I bumped into one at vines


If only all speeding noobs were this easy to get rid off...

He pmed me saying he was waiting for me at the Pk lobby. I told him I was on my way. I didn't see him again.

I wonder how long he stood there waiting, did he realize he was a fool and refused to come back to vines out of shame? Or did he simply forget?

I will start to do this more often. Never underestimate the retardedness of a speeder.

Surrogates

I just saw the new movie Surrogates. The movie is about a future where everyone uses robots for their daily living. The people control their robots safely at home and have their robots do everything for them, go to work, entertainment, vacation, etc. These robots look like normal humans... except they are all good looking. In the movie, the cops go to a house and find that the user of a hot blonde robot is actually an old fat man, which sadly enough reminds me of EO.

The movie was basically how the world would look like if it was an online game. No mages, trolls or monsters walking around but everyone could choose how they wanted to look like. Same way you choose your hair style and skin color in EO. The people in the movie would have friends for years and not know who they truly are because they have only interacted with their robots, or how the movie calls them.. their surrogate.

They show the military using these surrogates in a war. A soldier dies and he simply switches to another robot and goes right back to battle. This of course is exactly the same as the EO pk, players dying and appearing at temple to continue fighting. Makes you wonder how wars are dealt with when soldiers don't die. Would soldier robots be modified to run around faster so they can speed and kill more efficiently?

The similarities of the movie with an online game are Endless (hint). I saw the movie expecting for the protagonist, Bruce Willis, to grab a bow, enter a swamp and start killing a 10 ft vine. During the movie you saw things typical of online games, such as you talking to a robot and the robot not moving because the user is away from keyboard or the user leaving the robot in the middle of an argument to avoid drama.

The movie depicts this future where people have become addicted to their surrogates and stopped interacting with real humans. However, this future world may not be in the future at all but at present time. How about all the people who have become addicted to online games and lost touch with friends? What would you do if you were able to use your EO character in real life? The movie is fiction but demonstrate a reality that some are already living.

What the movie lacked were beggars following Bruce Willis saying U, people running around very fast and the complete absence of cops to uphold the laws. With those things present, the movie would have been titled Endless Online the Movie.

I guess im off to log on to my surrogate. Have fun EO

Pat in the Back

Just a little example of the EO rejects that I have been happily killing.

Our first autofailer is Thantoz. He was speeding in vines so I blocked him. He eventually leaves and comes back and this is what he said:




The screenies basically explain themselves. He comes back saying he was laughing at me trying to do something. I explain that I didnt try, I achieved, because I made him leave vines, which is what I wanted. The goal is to stop cheaters of getting exp. If you will complain about cheaters, then you should also be willing to do something about it, and this is what I do. I make it harder for them to get exp.


He tells me not to pat myself in the back because I was not the reason he left, then says he left vines because he wanted to go to dragons since he could not help a friend out. When I ask why he could not help a friend, he answers that it was because of me deciding to be "high and mighty".

Ok, well ive been getting this response alot lately. Cheaters saying to me how I think im so much better than them just because I don't use hacks. I got news to all of the cheaters... I don't think that I am better than you, I AM better than you. Yes, by not using hacks I am better than you, its not an opinion.


Funny how he said I was not the reason he left but when I ask why he left, he says it was because of me acting High and Mighty... autofailers.

Earlier the autofailer said he was helping a friend, that supposedly was "legit". When I started to block him, preventing him to get exp, since he was speeding, he said he was doing it to help a "legit" player that was walled. To start with, a player is not "Legit" if they are being trained by speeders. Second, that "legit" player was walled for speeding, when I tell the autofailer this he says "So? 90% of EO speeds". I think players who try to pass off as fair players while they are getting free exp from cheaters can be even worse than regular cheaters.



This would have been the end of post but I had yet another encounter with an autofailer. This one must be the funniest one yet.


This autofailer is named Enuv



He came back while I was killing him for autotraining. I block him in the corner with a rot and a vine, trapping him. He tried to move and when he could not get out he started to say retarded things at me of course. Like they all do.


He said and I quote "and u seem jealous. u nerd. And a kids attitude cus u r jealous that we auto. U wasting ur time. stupid kid". Besides the fact that the way he talked was completely retarded, he thinks that he is somehow smarter than everyone else by using a hack.

These losers think that using an EO hack is so advance that normal people cant use. That somehow they are more intelligent than everyone else, even though they say that 90% of eo uses them. Keep in mind, most eo players are low teenagers. They can't imagine some players actually choose not to be losers and cheat, its not because they dont know how. Anyone could cheat.

They say how I am wasting my time. Everyone has something they do for fun in EO. They run around killing dragons, and I go kill autotrainers. Its what I do and im pretty good at it too :P


At the end he logged off a couple of times but only to come back and find himself still trapped in the corner. At then end he just said "time to scroll :/"


Pats himself in the back*

But why?

Mentioned in the previous post, the hacker who was causing the login problems for Endless Online was unwalled and ultimately got a title,this obviously upset many players. Alot of anger in global chat, many were saying that Vult should have permanently ban the hacker and then fix the problem. The question is.. why did Vult do what he did?

To start with, EO is not a finished game. I guess a finished game would be on the Beta stage. The game is in its Alpha stage* in which players are allowed to to play the game and then report any glitches found so they can be fixed and have the game finished properly. All games have a testing period, without it, all the games you would play would be horribly annoying, with all the bugs and glitches. In other words, all of the players of Endless Online are meant to test the game to find and report glitches to the admins.

One of the problems is obviously the lack of moderators. It would be understandable if players were rewarded for reporting glitches that they found, but once they start to use and abuse them for their own gain, then we have a problem. That is when the moderator should step in and correct it.

Now, lets look at the losers of EO that call themselves hackers. People say that due to Vult giving the Crybaby a title, that this will motivate the losers to hack the game so they can receive a special benefit. You have to remember, that these losers never stopped trying to hack the game. They endlessly (pun intended o.O) search for any little glitch that might give them an advantage in a free online game, lol yeah... and they say I have no life.

Anyways, it has been months since the last duplication glitch outbreak, and I assure you it has not been for the lack of trying. Basically, there are hundreds of EO losers searching for any loophole in all of the game's programming. Eventually 1 finds something and ends up lagging the server so much that people cant log on. What is Vult to do about this?

Suppose Vult had simply Deleted the Crybaby and IP banned him (which would have been wonderful). Vult would have had to search through the whole game for that 1 glitch that loser found. Vult would have had to do the work hundreds of loser hackers have been doing for months in order to find it, meanwhile, the Crybaby simply changes IP and continues to lag the server. Even if the problem stopped by permanently Ip banning the loser, and in turn, preventing him from lagging the server himself, he would simply tell others how to do it so, they can continue being retarded. Vult could still decide to do this but it could take him months to find the glitch, all while the server is being blocked by losers.

Others in global said that Vult should have given what the Crybaby wanted and after fixing the glitch, Delete and Permanently Ban the Loser. This is a great idea, but how many times would it work? Sure it might work the first time, second time.. hell probably even 5 times, since they are retarded. Eventually they would start to catch on Vult's little trick, they would lose trust in Vult's word and refuse to help. This would force Vult to search through the whole game and fix it himself, which would be hard for anyone.

Don't get me wrong, I am in no way defending these loser. Anyone who has read my blog can clearly see how much I care for them, especially in death. I simply try to understand what happened.

The true problem is that Vult has allowed them to abuse the glitches. Instead of having an efficient way for players to report glitches and have admins respond to them, EO has ghost moderators... heard about but never seen. The losers are not punished for the abuse of glitches, which is what Vult should be doing, but he should also say that if they report a glitch without abusing it first, then they would be rewarded. If he did this, he could delete and get rid of these losers who abuse and ruin the game, in addition, have them search for glitches so that he can fix them and make EO a better game.



Ok, the rant is over, damn my Rants are getting longer, it must be Bajz's fault. Alot of bad news but there is always something to laugh at, so lets take a look at the Maze of Shame.


This must be the first time Vult has logged on and not unwall all of the losers. I hope I don't jinx it but... maybe Vult is coming to his sense when it comes to speeders. And if not, good to see Arvid is still the man. Oh and if you dont know.. that is Theblackaxel in the screenie :)

Server not accepting logins- Update

Don't worry, Endless Online is not dead yet. It is hard to log into EO, not because of Vult-r shutting down EO, but because of a crybaby.

A cheater who got walled has one of his characters logging on and off into EO very fast making it hard for everyone else to log on. The crybaby is one of the biggest speeders of EO who said that he is doing this because he got walled. The cheaters hope this will make Vult log in and then unwall the losers, sadly enough this is probably what will happen.

It is funny to see cheaters who are level 100+ complain about being walled lol, when they should be deleted and permanently banned. Walling these losers is being extremely nice to them, but they still complain.

The best thing of this is seeing the crybaby trying to not look like a total loser and justify himself. In global he started out saying how he did it because his precious account got walled, then said he was going to do it to stop Auto trainers o.O, even though he is one himself. Afterward, he said he wanted to have everyone unwalled, not just himself and finally he said he is doing all of this because a supposed fair player who got unfairly walled.

Cheaters are always quick to say that whoever does not cheat and plays EO has no life, that they would not waste time on this game, etc etc. Now, we have one of the biggest cheaters, going through all this trouble so he can continue playing EO lol. A fair player would never bother thinking of all these different ways of hacking into a free online game, especially one like EO.

Ironically enough, when the Crybaby is trying to attract attention from Daddy Vult by lagging the login, he is also stopping other losers from speeding in EO. Yes, it is weird but because it is so hard to log onto EO, the cheaters wont speed in fear of d/cing.

I saw some people in global say how the Old EO was better. I am not sure to what they were referring to, probably to an earlier v28. I doubt they experienced an Old EO, but in v18... a long time ago, Vult was scammed and forced to use a very bad server. It used to take forever to log on back then, it could easily take 30 minutes to log on, very similar to what is going on at the moment. So for all those who complained, Welcome to an Old EO.

Update

I did not want to mention the person's name responsible for all of this because I know how they love attention but as most of you already know, it is Gruntild, who has a legion of alts that I wont bother typing their names.Vult logged on today, September 14, Gruntild is unwalled and has a title now, Don Steven. As you see in the screenie, Vult is talking to the hacker trying to fix it.

I am sure Vult will be able to fix this particular problem... but I hope that atleast no one else was unwalled, and maybe he will try fixing something else. We shall see.

System 32

I turn on my laptop 2 days ago and I see the dreadful sight every computer owner has nightmares about

"System 32 file not found or is corrupted"

I don't know much about computers, but I knew enough to realize that I just lost everything I had saved in the computer... in other words, I just owned myself.

Without the System 32 file your computer wont work, it wont even open Windows.

What did I do then? I kept pressing "r", restarting the comp over and over again in hopes that the black screen, saying that System 32 file was not found, would magically be replaced with Windows.

After about an hour, I give up and start the search for my recovery disk. Knowing all to well that I needed the recovery disk to fix my computer, but by doing so I would also be deleting years worth of memories.

I scavenge my room, let me rephrase that... I had to pick my room apart in hopes of finding the recovery disk that came in a box of the laptop I bought 4 years ago.

Well, good news, I found the recovery disk and my computer is exactly as it was when I first bought it, which is also the bad news.

It is amazing how much you can find out about a person by what they have on their computers. All the computer user's interests, websites visited, photos, google searches, work, even EO screenies, all safely taken care of until the computer decides to roll over and die! Then, you discover that your personality is reflected in all that junk you kept in your computer.

Don't worry, it could have been a lot worse, I could have been working on a project at the time...

I even forgot the password for my blogger account... but you guys are not safe yet, you will have to bare with my rants for a while longer.

Ok, im off to get my #1 screenie, for about the 4th time.

Auto Fail

Similar to how Speeding spread, Autotraining is spreading too, this just means I have more people I can kill.

Autotrainers are just so fun to annoy, I have tried to be reasonable but their response is complete nonsense.

First, about 90% of these autofailers walk around with a bazar staff. The staff would be understandable at the Skill master, but makes no sense to use it in training spots. They minus well wave a flag that says "Im a loser, pls kill me" and I am nice enough to do what they ask.

Then, I kill them. Some are lucky enough to come back to their computers and notice that they are about to die and save themselves at the last moment. At this point, they will call me a Noob while they are autoing and speeding, then curse at me and say "Wtf?". I don't understand this cheater characteristic, in which they ruin the game but act as if they were not doing anything bad at all.

Now for the best part. They swear that they will ks me for the rest of my EO life. I might have heard that line atleast 4 times in a week, and then 5 minutes later they run off to another spot trying to get exp, I am forced to follow them and remind them that my EO life is not 2 minutes long, that they have a long way to go, but of course, just hearing an Auto Trainer, that by definition has no patience at all, saying that he will ks me forever lol, hilarious.

Im surprised how dumb they really are. One night, I kept 4 autofailers from training by myself. How did I do this? I got them to block themselves for me. I didnt even have to do anything. They were so proud, one even said "Haha beat you at your own game". They never realised that keeping them from getting exp was the point in the first place. Also, if I kept 4 of these speeding noobs from getting exp for a couple of hours, I think that is time very well spent.

Im off to kill some more, have fun everyone.

EO Down and Back

The server crashed early august 23rd. The weird thing is that the website is also down.

Could this be good news or bad? We shall see.

Update

And now its back again. EO is still endless. Have fun while it lasts :P

An EO question

Something an EO player would ask.



For those who can't see the image, it is a screenie of someone actually asking the following question:

Is she pregnant...........?

My gf and I made love on webcam while chatting. She's in a different state. We both had orgasm. (Audience Discretion Please). A little bit anxious about the pregnancy though, We're not that ready. Please serious answers.

My Fans?

I'm very glad that you guys have enjoyed my blog so far. It is always nice to see someone comment about something posted in blog.

Today I met one of my good fans.....Eduda. She tells me that she likes my site but asked if I could help her level.






I answer no thx* and in turn she says "UR SITE IS GAY! -.-"

Ok, I know it appears mean to deny a newb help, but I get asked for help easily 10 times a day. Basically every newb that sees me training will ask.

Eduda was a bit nicer than most because she asked for help, most simply say "can you level me?" since they know that I would be doing all of the work.

So... to all my great fans, the answer is "No thx" to helping you level, I think ill survive with the idea that my site is gay. :P

Dont worry, I know that You are one of the good readers.

Happy Bday SCS

Happy 3rd bday SCS.

Thanks alot to everyone for your nice comments.

Check out Bajz's post SCS day to know more if you want :P.

Thanks again everyone and congrats SCS ^^

Smooth Criminal

A genius tried to steal my account a couple of days ago.

He tried to do so by impersonating my wife, a common noob trick in EO, but this Smooth Criminal failed horribly.

Just 1 word of advice to any loser who might want to do the same......Make sure the person you're impersonating is Not logged on too.

Not only was my wife logged on at the same time, but she was sitting in front of me. With just that fact, I almost feel bad by how retarded this guy must be.



In the screenie, you can see my wife's name is Mrshollaway and the loser pming me on an account named Mrsholllaway.





It took less than 2 minutes for him to ask me if he could get on my account.





At this point, I give the newb a fake account info, I know that he will be sooo happy.






The noobs excitement is so obvious. He asked me to log off 8 times in about 15 seconds. He probably is celebrating at this point.





And of course, a screenie of the genius logging off,trying to log on to a fake account thinking he scored.

I go to sleep satisfied knowing I made this noob the happiest loser for a couple of minutes, just to take it away from him when he finds out that its not true.


I bet someone saw the screenie of the fake account info in my blog and tried to log into it... damn people can be dumb.

Anyways, you always have to be careful, just don't share accounts.

Forums down & EO Comercial

The EO forums are down at the moment and its about time. Some really disturbing photos were being posted there along with those retards who think they are kool for insulting others.

A typical EO forum post would consist of these people who think that the best thing possible to have is a high post count calling each other kids and repeating "you got owned'' over and over again.

It was so funny to see those losers brag about how ''bad'' they are in a free internet game. Im sure we will continue to see this soon but this is a well deserved break from total garbage.



Ok now for my real post :)


A couple of days ago I saw a Maple Story commercial o.o

The comercial mentioned how Maple Story is one of the most popular games and showed a friendly and fun game with the players doing quests together.

So, I started to wonder how an EO commercial would look like... Obviously it wouldn't be anything similar to Maple Story.

At first I imagined it would look very similar to a soap opera commercial, with over the top drama of he/she said, fake identities and backstabbing.

With the comercial saying- Endless Online... We Know Drama.


But then I thought a commercial similar to Survivor the game show would be better.... Newbs stranded in Aeven forced to fend for themselves in a cruel, unforgiving world while struggling to not get tired of saying U.


At the end I thought of the perfect commercial....




I can almost see the commercial already. Leave a comment of what you think the best EO commercial would be like... the best might get a reward. o.o