The Meaning of Life

Hello there, its been forever. EO is just as you would expect it to be, horrible.

I visit EO every so often. It is nice to enter pk and be killed by some speeder because he hates me. They always pretended as if they didnt care when I would kill them while they autotrained. Seeing how they still remember me when I have no idea who they are really makes my day.

So today I log on and see this newb tell another player to get a life.

I couldn't agree more with Antgirl, anyone logged on EO shouldn't tell anyone else to get a life.

He defends himself by saying he only logs on to EO 30 mins at a time, take a break, then log on for another 30 min. I ask, what do you do in between the 30 minutes?

His answer....sit watch tv or do chores* Im gonna go on a limb and assume that he sits while he watches tv, so according to him, the requirements of having a life are 2 things, watch tv or do chores, oh and then 30 minutes of EO of course.

At least he was honest of what he does every day, he said he had to go. Well we know why he had to go now don't we, to sit, watch tv or do chores. What a good life that is.

Dumb noob, everyone knows that any good life consists of watching The Jersey Shore while eating hotpockets.

E-Gaming to Death

A baby died of malnutrition because his parents would go out to play an online game, sometimes for 10 hours at a time.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2010/04/02/yoon.skorea.virtual.baby.trial.cnn?hpt=T2

When I saw this in the news, of course I thought of EO, where ignoring you're kids to flame others while training was almost the norm. lol damn I have seen some bad parents, some that act younger than their own kids. I don't think any baby was left to die for the great game of EO but I might be overestimating them. One mother played EO while her children played with toilet water O.o, just one example of how bad it can be.

The sad but still funny part of the story is that the parents would leave their baby to play an online game that was about taking care of a virtual girl.

The worth of an EO account?

This happened to me before my previous post. In my previous post a loser named Duztin/Barduck tried to scam a guild member.

Again, remember this is before knowing about Duztin trying to scam my guild member.

I receive a pm from Duztin that claims to be Sabrina/Xxwolfettexx.

Well, as you see in the screenies, Duztin wanted to buy my account, first offered $600, after I say no, he offered $1,000 and then $2,000. Obviously a scam, but I wouldn't be surprised if people were willing to pay $600 for an EO account.

What always brings a smile to my face is knowing that no matter how much these cheaters level up, my account will forever be miles better than theirs :p. Well, this is just another example of why you should Never Account Trade, account trading is just for idiots.

I don't know if Duztin is in fact Sabrina, if its just another lie, then this guy fails even more lol.

Anyways, how much do you think your account is worth? Oh, and its not the first time someone has offered to pay $1,000 for my account :P

Barduck Fail

Duztin-Barduck tried to scam a guild member by trying to pretend he was me lol. Damn fails so much.

Anyways, everyone should know that...

1. I wont ever ask you for any items and/or ask to share accounts. -Ever

2. I wont pm you on a different account that is not Sanouske.

3. Please laugh at Barduck-Duztin as soon as you see him hahaha.

This reminds me of an old post titled Smooth Criminal* except I think Barduck fails even more.

Guess Who?

Boo!! its me again.

Thx everyone for all of the comments.

Ok so lets get back to my random thoughts.

First, I saw a car license plate with the letters SNO, so woot. Im still searching for the car that has a SCS license plate, 3+ years and still not 1 in sight.

Then, I stop at a redlight and notice that cars are not moving, even when the light turns green. Obviously this is not normal so I look around and see people outside of their cars. First I think its a car crash but its actually.... 2 women fighting in middle of the street! I figured they were fighting because of a car crash but I was wrong again. After some awkward kicks and hair pulls their boyfriends pull them apart, one of the women goes back to her car that has 2 small kids, who watched the whole episode from the backseat. This reminds me of some people in global chat, some who supposedly are parents talking and acting retarded in front of young kids, there is one that always logs on and talks about sex even though she is a mom o.O.The question still remains, why did they fight? Maybe one of the ladies told the other their son needed a nap. ;)

This random fight reminded me of EO of course. You see people flamming each other and fighting over nothing. What an interesting day it would be if we could see all these retarded people say in real life what they type in EO. I am sure 90% of those that go around starting fights in EO wouldn't dare do anything in real life but there are also that last 10% actually retarded enough to fight over nothing.



A couple of days later I see a car crash on the side of the road. People in a traffic jam behave the same way as EO players. There are 3 types of people in a traffic jam/EO.

The first type are the Fakers. These appear to actually be worried about what happened in the car crash. You will hear them say..."OMG thats horrible". The Fakers act all surprised and get all mad whenever something bad happens in EO.

The second type are the Rejects. This type of people choose not to look at the car crash at all. They will complain about how everyone is retarded for looking, then be mad the rest of their day for the time they wasted in the traffic jam. These type of people are very common in EO, you see they everyday complain about how EO sucks while they keep logging on to it.

The third type are the Lookers. I am this type. These type of people want to look at the car crash and make no excuses about it. The worse the car crash the better. The level of satisfaction depends on the time spent in the traffic jam, if I spent an 30 minutes in a traffic jam I expect a fender bender, but if I am in a 5 hour traffic jam, then I better be able to see a dead body on the pavement. These type of people find whats fun about EO even when its as doomed as a car crash against a truck.


At the end of the day, you are able to see that EO wasn't a car crash at all. The traffic jam was all for nothing, just some guy changing a tire. Like most players, there will be people that rage for wasting their time, for how bad and pointless it was. They expected an ending, a destination to their journey. You should just enjoy the ride because once you reach your destination in life, its Game Over.

Getting Crowded

Good News

Arvid logged on and owned a couple more losers.

Among the losers, I saw the autofailers Fataldark and Enuv walled comfortable in maze :). We read about some of these autofailers on this blog in the post titled Pat in the Back.

If this keeps up, I wont have any losers to kill in vines :O

Farmville

What the F&@* is Farmville....

An online game for the masses. People have been playing Farmville through Facebook.

What do you do in Farmville? You farm

That is what people have been playing, they grow crops, sell, then grow some more crops. They have fun quests such as... watering your friends plants or growing a certain type of plant seeds.

59 million people play this game. It is absolutely crazy. I know EO has many bad things but it must still be better than growing crops. I have even seen people at the university play this. Personally, I would be embarrassed if anyone saw me play EO, and here they are...proud of playing a game that is literally about watching plants grow. Oh, they can grow chickens too.

Farmville is an online game for nongamers. Facebook is spreading the online game culture around the world.

Besides spreading online gaming to the masses, Facebook also spreads EO drama.

Divorces because of a partner being unfaithful have risen exponentially the last 2-3 years, and it is due to social networking sites, mostly Facebook.

It is nice to see, the world is joining on the fun of online gaming and EO drama. What is next? Having grandmom say.. you got pwned? Internet culture is spreading, good or bad thing?


Now you know, EO doesn't had a bad community, it's just ahead of the curve.